The "Pagliari" Bring First time `Hey there, take a walk ... a domenicamattina in Milan, which is much "festa". Ti porto dentro una Fiat 500 rossa modello Superferrari con tanto di tettuccio nero decapottabile, se c'e` nebbia ti alzi in piedi a mo` di piccola vedetta lombarda. Andrete un po avanti e indietro fra i corsi e nel tempo, e` una macchina anomala la sua. Dietro galleggia fra le borse il solito pallone che, in ogni periferia del mondo, rotondo tondo non lo trovi mai. Ce ne sono da cento kili, con gli spigoli...quelli che ma dove zacco hai lasciato l'ago, quelli che si perdono dopo un bel tiro al volo, quelli che non rimbalzano piu`. Ne trovi altri che sono cuciti a mano, con amore, dai bambini. Nelle periferie piu` lontani, con la i. Brillano i palloni d'oro e si progettano mongolfiere di platino, perfino. A volte capita che i palloni scoppino. He has always had at least one car. There is even now, I've already told you ... It's gone under the exchanges at your side, now that you're sitting behind you too. In front, driving, `There he ... The dark" Pagliari "said by friends" The goal of the ascetic "and the silly" The inventor of Supermoviola in the field. " At his side, the right of the father, there is the son ... He calls it `Cucu. More than half a century in two, in addition alll'eta `the ball, a strange egg-shaped object model sancte spiritu sancta de maradona ... That is the ball will not lose` Pagliari, has not ever lost. Never. And do not miss you.
BRM BRM BRM rombetto guys ... What are the seven and Pagliari has set in motion the machine. Go quiet Tu li` dietro e, se c'e` nebbia, alzati e metti fuori la testa.
“Ti ho mai raccontato di quella volta che l'arbitro Cornino non vide il piu` bel gol della mia Vita ?”
“Pensa a guidare, papi...Muoio di sonno, ogni domenica sto gol...Che palle”
“Ne ho fatto uno solo, annullato”
“Lo so, papi, lo so...La tua squadra di prima, la milanodabere e da fumarsela tutta, gli amici e che amici, il pallone, la solita nebbia...Azz...Attento al Tir che senno` col cavolo che ci arriviamo al campo Colombo, in via del Cardellino”
“E senza di noi i nostri sono capaci di vincere...Ohi...Oggi lo schema sin problema eh ? Tu parti come un razzo sulla fascia piu` free and I ... "
" Today I have to stay in port, the wife of "Pylons" gave him the ultimatum ... Still a flight at dawn on Sunday and the wedding ... Finittto ... "
"Your mother woke up wrong, this morning. Just uniforms to wash, not your servant, if I brought home the usual bag full of sweaters and socks will not never be denigrated more to do with the linesman ... menate lavanderina mom ... I have a washing machine, said "
" Poor mother, let's put on a nice laundry pocket so you do not dry us more! "
" The referee Cornino ran a dry cleaning unseemly spring from the parts of Baggio, the neighborhood that is almost more People's beloved champion ... Sleep ...? February 1989, our interaction was started to conquer the league records ... "
" And to win the championships record of the lost one after another ... "
" There are things that are said to your father, right?. .. Go to sleep! What's your name, passenger smiling? No matter, you know. Let sleep Cucu is, if you want, the game FC Hard-Core 1979 vs Derby Bresso, the eighteenth day of the championship ArciUisp 88/89, the story to you. Look, I go on ... eh "
" Look forward and says, porc ... Tir of the first ... Watch out! "
" The referee Cornino was called to direct the classic bad luck, zero to absolute zero ... Do not believe those who say that the zero to zero reflecting the perfection in football ... Gianni Brera, now that we all can see from pasionaria, knows .... During a Hard-Core vs Garabombo of 2000 is a lightning strikes in midfield. No damage to the absent, the teams will lie flat and long forms ... Brera appeared from behind the gate of heaven, with the gospel of football in his right hand and lightning in the left reserve ... Manco is the "Pillars" for a hair. And zero to zero was safe. It seemed to us a beautiful game, a major achievement. In the presence of Brera, as outraged anzicheno "
Poti poti poti,` pepper pepper pepper ``
"Cucu` Wake up, we have surpassed the "Pylons" ! ... Damn him ... It 's wife fled from once again ... The scream is heard from Piazza Napoli. And there are three marriages damaged by a passion for football, three in the whole squad ... Cucu `Wake up, now playing in the band!"
Pit pit Pipit
"Uei Pagliari, lowers the window ... He called the Mao says that the Cube, the chronic and Muto were intercepted by the flying pulotta! They want to bring them in, accuse them of injured football and plan new attacks on each type of scheme. They are not, we are in 9, including flag-wavers "
" Ten with "flaunting" ... "
" Nine, has run the Mao ` caught the fever ... He told me to tell you so `! ... I do a round of phone calls to the flight and I burn the charging cellulino"
(Historical memory, now that you're on this 500 travels in 2000, when the cellulini there was any summons in extremis and became an epic)
"I ridormo eh me, daddy. I do not play in eight! "
" are nine of us! "
" With you ... "
" Sleep between 33 minutes to arrive at the camp ... How are you `` behind them? "
" The referee Cornino where you left ...? Let's go get it, in February 1989 ... Watch out! Zacco, is the third volta che passiamo sotto allo stesso Tir !!!”
“Le due compagini al gran completo entrano in campo agli ordini, si fa per dire, del sig. Massimo Cornino da Baggio. 1989 e Campo Colombo, quello dove giocheremo anche oggi 2003 insieme a Cucu`. Il Terreno insidioso, appena meglio di quello del Meazza, consente alla grande di “dare la colpa al campo”…Una manna per noi brocconi della domenica mattina…Quel giocatore del Toro (memoria-nomi zero) che saggiamente scavo` la buchetta anti-rigore bianconero, dovrebbe venirsi a vedere il dischetto del campo Colombo…Con un pezzettino di gruviera sopra e la trappolina incorporata per rigoristi ingordi. Ma ci sono cose che in serie A non le hanno ancora imparate. Intanto, always in Colombo, the two teams are in full force upon any kind of hymn singing and the two captains exchanged compliments in the first midfield, already under the gaze of the poor off director appointed.
only the usual audience, but huge. Those who know him know who is the "Seraphim" ... Our legendary Supertifoso. 160 kilos of greed and a nice ball instead of the face, followed us everywhere, like we were the heart of his country. We followed the "Seraphim". They tell me that there is more. It seems to have reached his predecessor doc in heaven, that which followed the Italian national team everywhere with his suitcase of enthusiasm and good pasta good dreams. It seems to try everything, il nostro Arciangelo “Serafino”, anima rossonera… Alla stessa tavola di, Gianni Brera e Rececconi…Perche` il “Serafino” pianse disperato quando il Rececconi, mascherato da Platini per l’occasione, si prese un colpo in testa da un gioielliere qualsiasi.” (Nota dello scrivente, a margine: dopo aver dantescamente messo in paradiso il nostro “Serafino”, il crampo dello scrittore mi attanaglia da giorni…Pare che il “Serafino” goda di ottima salute terrena e in questo periodo vada alternando luridi gesti scaramantici a rituali di Supermagia rossonera che, duole constatarlo, hanno lesionato non poco il mio cerebro che, gia` lesso, ha perso anche una esse. Attento “Serafino” che se ne perdo un’altra divento un leone latino e ti mangio bonariamente, vivo oppure no).
“Pagliari, sento delle interferenze…Torna a centrocampo a fine anni ottanta per il calcio d’inizio dello storico incontro F.C. Hard-Core 1979 vs Derby Bresso… Sento il Cornino fischiare”
“Ti parlo al presente eh, ma stai attento…Siamo sempre nel 1989 quando…Fischia il Cornino e una bufera si abbatte immantinente sul rettangolo della sfiga. Tutti aprono il proprio ombrello, biancorossi gli ombrelli hardcoriani, bianchi e brutti quelli di quelli del Derby. Nero e sporco quello del signor Massimo Cornino da Baggio, il popolare quartiere con tanto di ospedale militare, tanto per gradire…I primi passed away three minutes straight. Only slim slam Mancini, our fin that does not fight, he hovers above the band and light problems, but can `ten meters up, the victim of an updraft and a giant umbrella that loaned him the" Seraphim ". No action of importance, one high-sounding curse, sin potertela report (it is covered by the confidentiality of investigations). Suddenly, a whistle, almost fourfold, and is not the sound of Comino. Uella ... damn ... is arrived Montalbano, astute commissioner dall'ArciAia left field to control the actions of the arbitrator worst in the world committed to conduct the worst game in history. "Via these umbrellas, now, close them off the field! "'I'm Zacco Montalbano ...'` Why, I make him, "I do not see that it's raining? The umbrella is suitable to the task ... and then the Lord has controlled Cornino Arciregolamento. Nothing obstat "Montalbano is adamant, and perhaps does not know Latin ... Ball two. Cornino going to dish out. The Dummy and "Hound" Caleppi facing snarling, every ball is essential in every match vs. Hard-Core. Bresso Derby. Cornino bowl. Splash. The usual puddle of glue, but only one is moving everywhere and is typical of the field of Colombo Via Del Goldfinch, shines even when playing the Hard-Core. Montalbano Cornino motions to go forward and goes, leaving us at the mercy of the unfortunate race director designated "
" Play Pagliari ... it is evening and it is only three minutes to come without actions of particular importance ... Watch out for the Tir ... What Zacco ago ... There buffers in reverse !?!??"
"Do not struggle waking Cucu`! From that of the 18 minutes we are at the camp, if I stop I do not have time to finish the story! "
" Papiii, what did you get papii minutes? After the first time? Your goals you have not already said? Watch out!! A banana peel on the strips! Freeeeeeeeenaaaaaa "
" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .... Frenattto !!! Gran macchinetta la nostra SuperFerrari 500 rossa !!!”
SBAMMETE, SBUM, SPIffff…Il TIR. Da dietro. Io sono voce fuori campo, adesso. Del Pagliari, di Cucu` e anche di Te che stavi seduto proprio li` dietro…E` rimasto solo il pallone, quello che il Pagliari non aveva perso mai, proprio mai. E che dicono sia morto con lui.
Finale tragico ??? Mavala`…L’incontro F.C. Hard-Core vs. Derby Bresso del Febbraio 1989, sospeso al terzo minuto dal commissario Montalbano per 22 ombrelli aperti in campo (+ uno 10 metri sopra la fascia) e apparentemente terminato un minuto dopo in una pozzanghera di colla luccicante…Riprendera` alla prossima puntata.
E, tranquillo…A mo` di “Serafino” anche il Pagliari, Cucu` e perfino Tu, passeggero del sedile di dietro…col cavolo che siete in Paradiso…
Secondo tempo ”Paglliari, dove zacco attacco lo spinterogeno, al tramvai ?!?”
“Papi, il clacson e‘ finito dentro al pallone, sotto il sedile di dietro che sta al posto del tettuccio decapottatato ! Tu pensa, una partita tutta clacsonata…Ogni tocco un potipoti del pallone che, se c’e‘ un gol, fa potipotipooool !!! Tu pensa…”
Lasciamo il Pagliari alle prese con la sua Superferrari rotta, con due t al posto delle esse. Con due t che sembrano croci, sans comic. Lesionata lei come lui, la 500 rotsa Superferrari. E Fiat.
Luci al campo Colombo, non son quelle di San Siro a due passi. Come ogni domenica mattina San Siro riposa sveglio e a fari chiusi; vive la sua attesa, ripassa un bel sogno. Inter/Ascoli e‘ li‘ pronta per Lui, sara‘ un 3 a 1 facile, ma il santo ancora non lo sa. Manco gli passa per la capoccia, al santo capoclassifica, di venire a dare un’occhiata a F.C. Hard-Core vs. Derby Bresso, qui dove e‘ appena passata la bufera, e comincia il temporale. Qui dove si gioca un calcio alla rovescia.
14 anni dopo, che e‘ adesso e abito un mondo a parte, mi capitano davanti in Tv immagini di calcio dritto: trattasi di prepartita, Italian Cup derby. Views and considered the pre-barrel race seems to be of paramount importance.
I run in '89, and always in February '. Here at Camp Columbus, where he played football. Calcium son of a lesser god, who is not named Piersilvio and do not like him one bit. (The goals of Rome, the twelfth minute, 14 years later)
The puddle of glue and follow step by step with a certain dose of obstinacy lost the arbitrator does not decide to Cornino riscodellare the ball. We are always in the third minute, from 33. Cornino forerunner of the Hill? The range over 'the long history of football he has not' done in Perugia? Take it away from the head, a spectator in the back of the step. And I'm sorry for all 'Sti 23 umbrellas. It 's the Montalbano told me to keep them, the body of the crime, you know ... Those dell'ArciAia Cornino want to make out. Oh, look what you do not lose anything if you do not see ... I drip all over the storm on your feet? Come on, do not be difficult. And enjoy that game is Massimo Cornino solved the problem of two-ball and the puddle of glue! Scodeller 'up, the dumb and the Hound Caleppi play to those who take it head first! At that moment Cornino overturns 'his hourglass, the hourglass and I'm done and' another thing that those dell'ArciAia, commisssario Montalbano field in the head just can not digest. It whispers sia un regalino di Sensi, vero e‘ che il Cornino ne va orgoglioso.
(Il palo di Chiesa, la palla si e‘ stampata li‘, parola di Cucchi e di radiorai2003, al quarantunesimo minuto del derby di coppa Italia).
Guardalo il Massimo Cornino. Eggia‘, gli ombrelli ti impediscono una corretta visuale…Te lo faccio vedere io. Guardalo li‘: clessidra nella sinistra, pallone nella destra, fischietto fra i denti e cartellini non ti dico dove -ma e‘ dove il Commissario Montalbano avrebbe voluto riporre tutti i 23 ombrelli, e tutti al terzo minuto- il signor Cornino proprio adesso scodella il pallone piu‘ in alto che puo‘. Il Muto e il ringhioso mastino Caleppi saltano. L’ambulanza dell’ospedale St. Charles, neighbor of San Siro, and is 'already' set in motion. Just a tremendous impact could cover the sound of his siren and the tremendous impact, this is not you expect the dear little blind viewer, not the case. The Hard-Core vs FC derby. Bresso Derby takes regularly, alas.
(Doubling of Rome, the second quarter of the time-to-air missile that of Emerson and 'printed words-of-Cucchi and under the crossbar and' finished in)
fourth minute to the field in Colombo because of the Goldfinch, a time and 168 months earlier. Other parties that cup of Baggio Italy here! The
Pagliari touches the ball first up, sbucciatina delightful exterior neck left (Pagliari has two heads) Cornino arbitrator to serve, just to make friends. Cornino dodges it and slides, the puddle of glue awaited him relentlessly. The jamming the whistle, the hourglass is fixed at an angle into the ground, only the cards are safe (Lazio shortens the half-hour, Flower from 14 meters).
play resumes in the fifth minute, an endless series of passes in midfield is the first stop. The Pagliari, coach on the field, shake, and do not ride more '. "It 's the derby boys, Derby Bresso! Bad, you want it bad! Renato pass it! Renato move! Renato band and 'all yours! Zacco Renato! Piccirillo get up from the bench, Renato Vaffa ... ... Piccirillo enter into you! "But Zacco Pagliari, how do you replace me in the fifth minute?!?"
"Mr. Cornino ... Change ... Go out and enter the 7 13. Renato seen how? Fighting boys, struggling with passion, not like Renato! "
" Pagliari Vaffa ... "" Mr Comino, please eject the neopanchinaro, bring out the red card and gave it to the figs in the nose, which they feel the smell ... Incredible Vaffan ... to me ... And after only five minutes of play! "
(85 minutes and more than 14 years' later, at the end of the recovery and 'finished the Rome derby ... and it' s over the second installment here from Colombo Golf of Way of the Goldfinch, the head of a irregular triangle with Baggio and San Siro).
Third fastest time, in deference to baloncesto!
"Mr. Pagliari ..." It is the Cornino speaking ... "I already expelled the disrespectful and apathetic Renato, only that I can not pull out the card from the not-so says` - on the back pocket. Mr. Pagliari, or you help me or suspend the race and go for another 25-30 minutes to take off the glue off, just in time for a nice shower and a slice of cake with the ... ... If he wants to promote "Why do
that face, man spectator of the step behind me and our umbrellas? Whistle is the wind and fly away `gruyere who was on the diskette e il dischetto ti e` finito in mezzo ai denti insieme alla trappola per rigoristi ingordi ? Non sono cose che capitano a tanti. E non sono partite che si vedono tutti i giorni, peccato tu abbia tutti questi ombrelli aperti davanti ! Detto per incisivo, sembra incredibile come il dischetto e la trappola tutta possano averti colpito fra i denti nonostante la lunghissima barriera che ti copre.
Hai visto o no che il Cornino e` tornato negli spogliatoi ? Si riprende fra una mezz’oretta di clessidra.
Se stai buono nel frattempo ti racconto della volta che il Pagliari ha deciso di appendere “Il Pagliari” al chiodo, dalla parte delle scarpette.
Tu dimenticati gli ombrelli: e` una mattinata di giugno, una mattinata talmente blu che Milan is seen a bit of blue. A green metallic green mini van with the hood wide open beautiful, model SuperSubaru free, you just move cautiously in search of the motorway. Docile docile follow him seven other small cars, of every shape and engine. Col Pagliari minibus traveling on her the balloons, the numbers, cards, the three jersey-shorts-socks in large dusting, music, and to occupy the middle row to avoid unbalancing the mezzuccio, the inevitable huge Serafino cheerful as Seraphim and all the Hard-Core know to be the start for the annual quadrangular tournament at the end of the season, the champions league in hardcoriana euphoric trip between the mountains and the lakes in the Val di Ledro, one where drinking, or not, the Pico Red! After I tell you WHAT the Pico Red and the green valley where it may also, if you're not good at geography applied to football. And if you do not want to "not" wine.
Slowly we come to Molina di Ledro, we have all the time ... so I guess that `Cornino will have his work cut out to become unstuck from retrotaschino Placards and, indeed, a match vs. Hard-Core. Bresso Derby as what is about to take hold and is well worth a spasmodic spaccadenti a floppy in your mouth. I would say that is the penalty you sigh. And then, come on, they're already 5 minutes you enjoyed `` Oh well ... Yes ... ... ... Take it with umbrellas Montalbano Commissioner Field, and now he's gone ' but something tells me that `will be back as soon as possible ...
Third time ... As a tribute to baloncesto ...
"Mr. Marcello Trapacchiiiiiiiiii. ... Is the voice of your editorial calling you!" "Who loves me ???"" Trapacchi` Come on, wake up! At work! "
Ahn, master's voice ... where Zacco I put Pagliari's adventure, if the will` mica eaten Gonzales insiemealriso ... Speedyspeedy ...
"Ohibo` Dear Editor, I am here between mice and topastri and is not a cartoon, to put it all 'old. Gonzales is a real guzzler nepalitano rice, rice that is eaten (+ or -) all (+ Or -) happy ... Every now and tomorrow, damn amatriciana ... Add to that two weeks I see the CNN satellite asiasats fig17 them `there is always Giorgino, along with Silvioli sometimes,,, B & B ... A bed and breakfast ... A war reporting after the other, then a funny Providence blew some bin laden (full barrel trad.letterale ... ... sigh ...) of its oil in New York and the focus is shifted briefly through the smoke, the dirt and black ... Sara 'mica was Ali Babba `O` once again?? (A secular thought and a prayer for the two oil workers sopraeccitata innocent victims of Providence) This B & B in parata, questi ed altri assassini del sorriso e di ogni sua reale e sincera possibilita`, fanno male al Trapacchi e coprono di malinconia ogni abbozzo di risata fra le righe.Quante volte, Giorgino, Tu o il tuo papa` o il tuo nonno, perfino, avete stretto la mano ai vari Aziz sparsi (da Voi) qua e la` per il mondo ? Un giorno Gheddafi e` il nemico numero uno, il giorno dopo e` il numero uno della Fiat…o della Juve…o della Superferrari, perfino…Un giorno si vendono ai vari dittatorelli da Voi prefabbricati le armi da Voi costruite (Giorgino, chi le fabbrica ha legalmente pagato miliardi di dollari la tua campagna elettorale -VIVA LA DEMOCRAXIA…eheheh- bisogna pur vendere le armi e le sostanze chimiche che si fabbricano…o no?) ... One day ... that day is a Aziz them any iraqueno is tomorrow calling on the Iranian Ziza and it is ... then ask or Al Aziz Bin Bin Izaz or Triune Bin Laden and maybe a Bim Bum Bam Saddam to destroy old weapons ... there are new ... maybe even to place in Africa, France innocent true? Algeria to Sierra Leone them `and` the kingdom of France. The small and tender fucilotti Belgium sells here in Nepal ... Why Wars around round round there are more of a seventy. And many peaces are dictatorial, and many are democraxie truffe.Un world sopraffatto.Bisognerebbe marching down the street every day ... you should change the road you walk and move, move my legs and brain, cross arms million profit only to produce profits in Arms ... what? For whom? Since when? Hey there ... `Ancient Rome History ... ... a whole string of Silvioli and Giorgini, from Caesar to Giuliolo Cesarone ... Cesarone Maldini, of course. Maldini What does it matter? Or not the Trapacchi? Jealousy and envy professionali.E association (criminal?) Cesarone Previti-I thought I did not, mind you! Of War History ... guerrotta Banda B & B, what it costs to recruit Turkey? A year ago, it tells us about the danger a Muslim? The Kurds in Turkey are eliminated more or less eliminated the Kurds Kurds in Iraq? And how many weapons it Iran? The missilotti Iranians to fly more or less centocinquanta kilometri ? E e e eheheh…
Ehehehe e si marcia, e si fermano treni carichi carichi di illegalita` armata legalizzata…Si fermano..? Mavala`…Se si fermano e` per mettersi in posa, poi ripartono carichi carichi di…Ripartono appena finito il TG dove in posa, piu` o meno consapevoli, ci finiamo anche Noi protestanti.Altri, fra questi nostri Noi, frattanto, collaborano a costruire I cannoni viaggiatori (Inter rail Pass ?) Operai. Fabbricano armi per uccidere. Complici. Fra Noi. Fra I tanti esempi di complici. Fra Noi. Allora…Dove metto la vite alla vivace minella valsella antivita ?O si cambia dalla base, o ci si rivoluziona dentro e li si smolla da soli tutti i fabbricanti d'angeli…Otherwise ogni marcia diventa marcetta e si fa inutile, suona fasulla.Quante Nike che ho visto passare, qui dalla parte povera dell'Asia che le produce, marcianti in favore dalla pace in Europa (+ di 70 guerre dimenticate altrove, per stare terra terra)Ogni possibilita` di vittoria, finita sotto ai piedi. Il significato profondo e maleodorante di una scarpa comoda.Se non si esce dalla loro logica……Loro chi ? Loro loro…quegli altri…Loro chi, Noi cosa ? Loro Noi ? Mavala`…Ma dai…”
“Ohibo` Trapacchi, non fare lo stronzo checce dai da pensa`… Rimetti in moto il Pagliari che c'e` in Te…FACCE RIDE !!! Stacca la colla al Cornino, prepara il pane a Serafino e ingrana la Quarta Mister episode ... where were we? "
Well, I recomposed ordunque ... ... It takes the right time. No, do not send inspectors prowling around here ... I saw Rex the dog with his favorite machine ... Why? There was enough Montalbano playing football with Pagliari? Cara editorial bagnatissimo spectator of the step behind the open umbrellas in front of you, the game is still a long ... though it has already been decisa.Dal usual error arbitration. I'm talking about Hard-Core vs FC. Bresso Derby in February 1989. Obviously.
AlZizouNeanche No ... did not play make-believe.
Trapacchi Mr. Marcello (with the collaboration of Candida Cannafo is so much SUPERvisione)…L’anno il 2003, nel febbraio dell’89…o Viceversa.
